LIONS AND TIGERS AND BEARS, OH MY!

Hazel Solomon · Witch/Wizard

LIONS AND TIGERS AND BEARS, OH MY!

sophiana tsuki · Tattoos and the fact that I don't care

Sophiana opened the screen door "Babe!" She motioned for her to come in "Hey let me grab my stuff!" She pulled on her pink tank top and adjusted her grey shorts in the hall mirrior. She slid on her pink converses in the shoe box. and put on her locketship kitten ring, and big pearls studs. Her blue hair was in a short pixie bob which she stuck her white cat eyed sunnies on. "Okay then, I seem to have everything." Her lips where strawberry milkshake color and she had heavy silver glitter eyeshadow. She linked arms and grabbed her wallet and keys "Bye family!" They ran out to the car and Sophiana jumped in the front without opening the door. "WOO! Party time."

Hazel Solomon · Witch/Wizard

She checked her own outfit in the mirror- ivory tank top, high waisted shorts, and blue t-strap flats seemed to be in order. She straightened her pea**** feather necklace and ran back outside. "That's cute!" hazel commented on sophi's outfit as she got back into the drivers seat. Again she turned the keys, and they hurtled off towards the next house.

-- Edited by Hazel Solomon on Thursday 21st of January 2010 11:15:37 PM

Hazel Solomon · Witch/Wizard

((I hate how it censors stuff- pea c o c k is not a bad word. ))

Kairu Rigby · who could deny these butterflies?

((I can't do a thing about it, apparently it's so advertisers don't complain about bad language. I could turn it off if I had a paid account, but I don't.))

Kairu Rigby hummed 'crooked teeth' to herself. She looked to the ground, chin raised, through dark oversize sunglasses. Her velvet-matte red lips curled into a smile as she spotted her friends heading down the road. She wore hot pink short-shorts, black ripped fishnets and a black tubetop with hot pink trim that exposed her unnaturally thin and boyish figure. Her neck was adorned with a tulle ribbon beaded with size acceding satin-covered black beads, reaching a climax upon her freckled colar bone. her hair was natural, with a few red streaks in the front, teased a bit at the top. It fell to her elbows with an ebony landing. "Hey!" She called, her bright pink cons surrounded by a dust swirl as she walked. The car stopped next to her and she climbed in the back seat. "long time no see!" She called to her friends, admiring their appearance and taking off her glasses. She wore vanilla and coffee-colored eyeshadow, cat eyeliner, and big false lashes.

Hazel Solomon · Witch/Wizard

"Fabulous, as always, darling!" hazel commented on Kairu's attire, then they all zoomed off again. "If i forgot to mention, we're going to the zoo today!" She told her passengers, realizing that she had never really said where they would be going. "mmmm, it's a perfect day, too..."

-- Edited by Hazel Solomon on Friday 22nd of January 2010 12:46:43 AM

sophiana tsuki · Tattoos and the fact that I don't care

Sophiana high-fived Kairu, "Hey! You look good today. Your falsey are good." She peered at them and then turned back around "Zoo! I love the zoo! Nice zoos though not the mean ones." Her short hair flipped and she lowered her sunnies "I just can't wait to be king!"

Kairu Rigby · who could deny these butterflies?

Kairu grinned. "I want to see the tigers!" She squealed. "and lions!" she put her glasses back on. 'And octopi!"

Hazel Solomon · Witch/Wizard

"We are going to a nice zoo, lovelies. No need to worry about mean ones! I would love to see zebras and little foxes and leopards, I believe they have a panda too!" she listed. "and giraffers!" another five minutes in the car, and the trio reached the zoo parking lot. Hazel circled around the parking lot, and chose the spot closest to the gate. They all got out, and ran up to the entrance. Hazel payed the admission, and then they were inside, gift shops on either side and the whole zoo ahead of them. "i'm going to get maps." hazel told them decidedly, as the zoo wasn't small.

sophiana tsuki · Tattoos and the fact that I don't care

Sophiana squeled "They have a panda!" She spun in a circle "Ahh! Hazel!" She grabbed Kairus hand and chased after her. Hazel handed her a map, and she opened it upside down "Umm I say we just go left and then make it around the zoo."

Alice Newman · DIRTY HIPSTER

((mind if I join?))

sophiana tsuki · Tattoos and the fact that I don't care

((Oh Alice I hoped you would ask))

Alice Newman · DIRTY HIPSTER

((So should I just show up or what??))

Hazel Solomon · Witch/Wizard

((I'll make a way for you to get in.))
"They do it by continent, so yeah, if we just start here..." she pointed to a spot on the map "...and go all around, we should be able to see everything before it closes!" she squealed with excitement. Than she looked serious. "Oh! important business to take care of before we get started!" she exclaimed, pulling out her cell phone. She dialed a familiar number. "Hello? Alice?...Yeah, we're at the zoo, please join us- ...yeah...Kairu and sophi are here too...Yes, like a zoo party!...okay, We'll wait near the entrance. Bye!" she finished, then shoved her phone back in her bag. "Alice is going to meet us." Hazel took her zoo pass and went beck to the gate. She pulled out muggle money, and bought a fourth one, then waited in the front.

Kairu Rigby · who could deny these butterflies?

Kairu was mesmerized by the zoo's gate. It was decorated with statues of exotic creatures- polar bears, ostriches, giraffes. "ahhhhhhy wanna see the lemur!" She called to her friends, running up to them. "Is alice coming?"

Alice Newman · DIRTY HIPSTER

As the question was asked the tell-tale revving of the Fiat's engine was heard down the road, along with the blasting of German party music, Alice's voice faint under the noise. She skidded into the parking lot, stopping diagonal in a parking space, hitting someone else's tale light, cracking it. A pale red-headed girl leaned out of the window. "Whoopsie-daisy," she hissed, checking the damage. She quickly backed out of the parking space and parked perfectly in another. Clad in a blue and white striped mini dress with a light brown braided belt around her waist, her pale skin revealed with the dress' open back. Her height was increased by a few inches due to her healed oxfords. "Bonjour, my dears," she smiled, waving a hand.

HAZEL:

"Hallo!" Hazel laid on a thick German accent, which came naturally to her, despite her acquired British one. "I bought you a pass!" she kept her German accent, since her British was rather forced anyway. "You know, I think I'll keep my natural accent all day...." she thought aloud. She handed Alice her pass, showed the lady at the gate hers, and re-entered the zoo. "Lets go!"

sophiana tsuki · Tattoos and the fact that I don't care

"Panda party time!" She stopped and read a sign "Asias first!"

Alice Newman · DIRTY HIPSTER

Alice pouted. "Why Asia?" she asked, pouting. "I wanna look at something exotic!" she exclaimed, putting her giant headphones around her neck, and turned her iPod up on the highest volume, blasting Rumadai by Arsenium from her orange headphones.

HAZZELLL:
"HMmm, I'm sure there's some type of weird bear or lemur type thing from asia....Dunno. Well, Africa comes after Asia, so there's bound to be something exciting there." she explained. "I want to take pictuers with the PANDAAA!" she screamed and ran off towards the Asia section.

sophiana tsuki · Tattoos and the fact that I don't care

"Fuc* you Alice. You don't have to be rude, we agreed to go left and go through all the continent and guess what? Asia's a continent." She looked at the sign "Red pandas and pandas are left and monkeys and birds and right." She turned "Which way?" She noticed Hazel was long gone, "Left it is."

-- Edited by sophiana tsuki on Saturday 23rd of January 2010 08:31:20 PM

Kairu Rigby · who could deny these butterflies?

Kairu gave alice a hug, then fixed her hair in the reflective glass on the gate's teller windows. she pulled out a comb, and, furrowing her brows, teased the back some more. "ready!" She skipped over to soph, then held her had as they walked into Asia. They where instantly greeted by traditional music. "Which animal first?"

Alice Newman · DIRTY HIPSTER

"PANDAS QUITE OBVIOUSLY!" hazel shouted from the panda exhibit. "Come over here!!!!!" she bounced, and her curled hair bounced with her.

ALICE:

"Pardon moi," Alice said, tapping Sophiana forcefully over the head. "No need to be so bitc** about it, jeez," she said, folding her arms calmly, donning some soft focus Vintage sunglasses in a pale minty color. She sighed. "Sorry, Sophi, I didn't mean that, I'm just cranky and tired- Orion decided to drop in on my house and my stupid parents let him stay in my room," she laughed, slapping her face. "He kept trying to climb into my bed, so I had to make him sleep in the tub downstairs..." She looked around to find where Hazel had childishly wandered off to. "Okay, Pandas it is.." she said and lightly walked towards where Hazel was slowly loosing her mind.

HAZEL:
Hazel watched excitedly as her friends joined her. "ILOVEYOU!" she shouted to the panda. The old people with their grandchildren looked at her rather unhappily. The panda looked around slowly, but went back to ignoring the people, reveling in its fatness. "Excuse me, misses, but can you take a picture of my friends and I with our panda love?" the lady grunted a reply and took hazel's camera. Hazel made her friends gather round, and the old lady snapped a shot. "Thank you, lovely!" hazel told the old lady, who just said"you're welcome" snappishly, furrowed her brow, and walked away muttering something about the youth of today.

sophiana tsuki · Tattoos and the fact that I don't care

"Yeah, sure." She repiled to Alice, she playfully hit her on the arm. She ran over to Hazel where they proceeded to make nonsense noises "Yes, pandas. Great things." She made a fish face at the panda. She took a 'myspace' picture of her and Hazel with the panda in the back. She put her camera back in her pocket and made more cooing noises "Yes, we are cute." She waddled to the bamboo and ate it "I can die hapy now."

Kairu Rigby · who could deny these butterflies?

Kairu approached the cage happily, the sun beating down uppon her bare back. "HEYYY!" She called to it. "HEYYYY!" The panda glared at her for a moment, but turned away. Kairu took several pictures of it before snapping one of herself. "Oh!" She called to her friends. "Food!" She walked to a vendor who was selling panda bits. "I want some!" She told the vendor- a chubby college kid with ridiculously curly hair. "here you go." She said. His eyes followed her pale arms as they carried her hand to her pocket. She pulled money out of her ridiculously short shorts, and handed it to him. He took the money and handed her the food, staring at her necklace that lead to her pale white- "Excuse me?" Kairu snapped her fingers in front of the guy. "Stop creepin, I'm engaged!" She frowned at him, scoffed, and walked to her friends.

Alice Newman · DIRTY HIPSTER

"You realize Orion was probably mind-raping me, and all you can say about it is, "Yeah, sure"? Have more consideration for you friend's precious virginity, please," Alice laughed, pressing her nose to the glass, her red hair crumpling against her forehead. "That old lady doesn't seem to really like teens very much... jealous of our gorgeous unwrinkled bodies, I suppose," she said playfully.

HAZEL:

"No, she just doesn't like MEEEEEE!" hazel cried, and it echoed across the open panda enclosure. "PLUS," she added. "They don't like you to talk about virginity in public, cos theirs is LOOOOONNGGG gone." she giggled, and the nearest elderly folks cast filthy looks at her and waddled off. "Haha, see how they run to me? Aren't they cute? They know they just wanna little piece of THIS!" she continued. A few more people left, or shuffled away a little. One couple looked warily at her, and said a little too loudly. "oh, honey, let's go look at the BIRDS now." and "hmm, yes. BIRDS would be nice..."

ALICE:

"I'll talk about Virginity, SEX and RAPE all I want," she said, saying Sex and Rape a little loudly, so that everyone stared around at the yell of "Rape". "They're just jealous of my femininity." She laughed, hands on her hips. "Plus, they don't have anyone who WANTS to have sex with them- They're a potentially fruitless tree."

HAZEL:

"Let's behave better at the next exhibit..." she said. "But panda-poo isn't afraid of SEX and RAPE!" the panda didn't move.

ALICE:

"I'm sure sex and rape are all the same in the much blissful Animal Kingdom."

sophiana tsuki · Tattoos and the fact that I don't care

Sophiana looked at the college dude undressing Kairu in his mind "Ewwww. What kind of panda like food is that?" She rolled her eyes at Alice and Hazel "Well you do know that humans are teh only animals who have sex for pleasure other than dolphins, but nobody likes them, so there is no rape for them."

Kairu Rigby · who could deny these butterflies?

Kairu threw some food at the panda. a bit bounced off of its head. the panda got up and trudged slowly closer. "ahh! It likes me!"

Alice Newman · DIRTY HIPSTER

"Okay, we don't just have sex for pleasure, although there are definitely sex-addicts in this world, although I'm sure it's with due reason." Alice said, laughing as the Panda looked at Kairu, who was throwing food at it. "But I like dolphins all right- They're gonna take over the world someday."

HAZEL:

"ooh panderpanderpander!" hazel babbled. "You just have sex because its necessary for baby making! panda babies!!!" she cried, taking some of kairu's panda food, chucking it at the panda. Reminded by the food, she turned around and looked at the college kid. "EWWWW!" she said loudly, as he was still staring a Kai's A**. She chucked the rest of her panda food at his face. "let's go to tthe red pand now!" she huffed, and walked off, glaring at the creepy food vendor for as long as she could.

sophiana tsuki · Tattoos and the fact that I don't care

Sophiana stared at the panda with the group "Panda babies don't even look like pandas, they look like...rodents? But very cute rodents." Sophiana waved goodbye "Bye bye pandabanda!" She followed to the group to the red panda area.

Alice Newman · DIRTY HIPSTER

((perhaps we should wait for Kairu???))

Kairu Rigby · who could deny these butterflies?

kairu skipped along with her friends, and upon sighting the red panda she squealed. "Would you look it its tail?" she tried to reach a finger through the bars.