((Sorry, it's because Hazel is very slow, and then we post after the comments are made, so they don't make sense- they're meant to go before.. Sorry, we'll do better at that. We need to get off soon-ish anyway))
((We'll slow down, no problem. Hey, you should really watch Gray Gardens- It was a good movie in a really good in a really weird way... It also kinda sucks.. In a good way...))
Alice huffed. "Not like I was offering, Smith, I have someone who wants to look," she said, crossing her arms. "And of course he'll come back..." Alice trailed off, staring at the TV. "...And take you out for Chinese food... Canada has good Chinese food... And I think legalized Marijuana.... I think."
HAZEL:
Just then, the door opened to reveal A confused looking Paul. "sorry to come in so unexpectedly, buttt...where is...Nevermind!" his face brightened considerably as he saw that his girlfriend was exactly where he thought she'd be. "Hello, Hazel!" he smiled. "Oh, hello paul. We're helping sophi drink away her troubles with charllllliie. Aaaand, we're going to make sure the octo-bitc* doesn't steal him if he comes back! Don't let her take you away, either!!! She's a big purple octopus whore!" hazel said, with a straight face. "Dear god, she's completely wasted...." Paul sighed, then poured himself a modest amount of alcohol. "I can't go too far, I suppose i'm now the designated driver...figuratively, anyway."
ALICE:
"Yes, I seem to be the only sane one- They're all comparing my boobs to a fourteen year old cartoon character's." she sighed, ruffling Sophiana's hair. "And Smith is making weird comments about it, and Orion is dead, and Kairu is being really calm and Sophiana's having revelations." she sighed, patting her hands on her knees. "So. Paul, wanna join our fu**ed up party?"
Smith walked over to his old friend, dodging a bag of chips on the ground. "paul!" they caught up with school boy chatter. Kairu rolled her eyes, took her beer, and sat next to hazel. "You haven't had too much, have you?"
Sophiana grabbed Kairu's beer, and turned to Alice "I know that you are ashamed but never ever bargain with the octopus lady. She'll steal yo mann." She collapsed onto Kairus lap " I love you Kaibai." she took a drink and looked at the bottle "My my lips fell off." SHe showed Hazel "Look, look." She pointed at the lipstain on the top. "Oh my."
((You guys are crazy- I'm not just saying this- They're the tiniest I've ever seen on a Disney Movie.))
Alice sighed. "Whatever, just forget it. I think you all forget that I haven't had any alcohol- I am completely sober and find this banter un-amusing." she frowned, flopping on the floor with Orion. "Don't worry, Alice, I think your boobs are amazing," he laughed, taking a sip of whatever was in his glass. Alice rolled her eyes.
Sophiana stepped away from the beer and feel on the couch. "I think I am might gonna sing or sleep with peaches." She sat and laid her head on Smiths shoulder "I think lime and peaches are nice tasty."