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DIRTY HIPSTER

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Alice had never considered herself a particularly special person. nor had she considered herself lucky. But winning a trip to Alaska, prepayed, including fancy-schmancy lodgings with an indoor pool, and the privalage to take up to thirty members in a single party, she couldn't have once ever imagined. The letter had arrived by muggle post that morning, and she was now staring at it over morning coffee.((i don't think many are actually married yet, soo, yeah)) Orion came into the room((engaged, foshizzle)) "Alice? You look as if you've run out of a person to annoy. What happened." he asked, expecting the worst. Alice picked up the tickets like a hand of cards, and put it towards his face with wide eyes. "Me... Won... Muggle Lottery... Alaska... Lot's of peoples... wanna come?... amazing..." she said softly, pulling the tickets back to her, and staring at them, absently sipping her coffee. "I NEED TO CALL THEM!" she suddenly yelled, making Orion drop the coffee pot. "And don't touch that. I'll get you coffee later. It came with the tickets, and I don't want you making it implode."

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Sophiana anwsered her phone "pizzahut. takeout or delivery?"

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((hey, u copied person of doomsies! so COOL!)) "In the name of charred muffin tins! Sophiana, shut up, you've gotta listen!!" Alice yelled over the phone. It was a surprise the cheap muggle talking-machine could hold all her enthhusiasm. she explained to Sophiana about the tickets, and told her to help her call everyone else. She needed to call so many people. And they left in three days. Alice called Sirius and Kairu, next. ((muahaha! ur all comin' foshizzle. hazel gets there late, me guesses, as she isn't on all week.))

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Sirius picked up the phone, "Whazzup, Alice? did you do something bad to edward again? Or your brother?"

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Raynee was staring blankly at the television with her boyfriend, Danny. She smiled. "These muggle sports...why would you tackle someone for the sheer fun of it while chasing after a oddly shaped ball...Soccer's so weird," she said.

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Well, they have just never quite latched on to the Chippewa spirit. Nor have some of their little comrades. Isn't that sad?
                   
Yes!
Don't we just HATE that?
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Don't we wish they would just DIE?!?!!
                 
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~Addams Family Values



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Alice was busy calling up everyone, and forgot to watch Orion. being a stupid person, Orion picked up the coffee pot, and it imploded. He cursed loudly, and went to the blender, which also exploded, so he gave up, and went to the pantry, and got a nutigrain bar.

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((It's called Football in Britain, Rayneeaww))

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Raynee picked up the phone.
"Hello?" she said in her usual cheery voice.

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Well, they have just never quite latched on to the Chippewa spirit. Nor have some of their little comrades. Isn't that sad?
                   
Yes!
Don't we just HATE that?
                     Yes!!
Don't we wish they would just DIE?!?!!
                 
    YES!!!!!
~Addams Family Values



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Sophiana popped into Alices home with a bunch of phones "yay im here to make calls i brought the phones now we need.." her voice trailed of as she looked at the kitchen "holy crap alice stop leting him in the kitchen!" She plopped down at the table

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Sirius was packing and appeared at Alice's with minimal bags. She dropped em off and sat down, knowing she was three days early.

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((No, they were talking about American football, which is called Soccer in Britain. But thanks.biggrin))

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Well, they have just never quite latched on to the Chippewa spirit. Nor have some of their little comrades. Isn't that sad?
                   
Yes!
Don't we just HATE that?
                     Yes!!
Don't we wish they would just DIE?!?!!
                 
    YES!!!!!
~Addams Family Values



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Alice ran into the kitchen "NO! Or-I-On!" she schreeched, turning on her heel. "What?" he asked. "I specifically told you: Not the coffee pot. You know, this is MY house. I could kick you out, if you aren't careful." she said. he came close to her face, and put a finger under her chin. "You wouldn't do that, Alice?" he asked pleadingly, but he was smirking. She made a face, and leaned in, but pulled away just in time, so he kissed his own finger. He glared. "Alice, it was a just a-" "No, it wasn't 'just a coffee pot', it was the light of my life, who understood, and cared..." she said sarcastically. "I'M NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT THE FREAKING COFFEE POT! YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT WHATSOEVER FOR MY FEELINGS OR MY POSSESSIONS! THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR WEEKS! OUT! YOU ARE OFFICIALLY UN-INVITED TO MY ALASKA!" she yelled, her eyes tearing up. He made a face, and started to speak.

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((Did or did not someone call me? I thought you called everyone.))

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Well, they have just never quite latched on to the Chippewa spirit. Nor have some of their little comrades. Isn't that sad?
                   
Yes!
Don't we just HATE that?
                     Yes!!
Don't we wish they would just DIE?!?!!
                 
    YES!!!!!
~Addams Family Values



My red pandas are attacking!

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Sirius walked in, "Alice...are you okay? Being mean to your boyfriend isn't supposed to make YOU feel bad. I have experience."

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((no, she called, raynee.)) "It's been going on for weeks. I need a brake, or break up, if he doeesn't get his act together."

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"Yeah, I know. I've been over before, Alice. Please, don't strain yourself. And I mean it this time." She turned to Orion, "Now, you, get out, leave her alone, and let her calm down. It works best this way."

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Orion began to sulk. "I didn't mean to hurt her..." he muttered. Alice continued to glare. "where is evreyone else?! Let's go watch scary muggle movies." she said, turning her back on orion.

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"YOU-OUT!" Sirius called.

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Raynee smiled, kissed Danny's cheek, and Apparated to the the others, appearing in the kitchen. She went into the room everyone else was in and waved. "Hey," she greeted them.

-- Edited by Raynee Daise at 19:38, 2008-09-04

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Well, they have just never quite latched on to the Chippewa spirit. Nor have some of their little comrades. Isn't that sad?
                   
Yes!
Don't we just HATE that?
                     Yes!!
Don't we wish they would just DIE?!?!!
                 
    YES!!!!!
~Addams Family Values



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Orion walked to his and Alice's room, muttering. They all walked to the parlor, and a large flat screen was plastered to the opposite wall.

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Raynee looked at the flat screen. "Muggle entertainment..." her voice trailed off. "Cool." She smiled. Raynee always smiled.

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Well, they have just never quite latched on to the Chippewa spirit. Nor have some of their little comrades. Isn't that sad?
                   
Yes!
Don't we just HATE that?
                     Yes!!
Don't we wish they would just DIE?!?!!
                 
    YES!!!!!
~Addams Family Values



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Sirius followed Orion, making sure he left.

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Alice carefully slipped in the DVD marked: White Noise 2. She began making floats in fancy glasses for everyone... made with soft serve, foshizzle.

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Sirius wandered back, having successfully locked Orion up.

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((i gotta go.)) Alice watched the screen intently. "Wanna talk?" she asked.

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"Course," Raynee responded. "What is it with these muggle films? I mean, what do they do in their spare time, this? Isn't it more fun to blow up melons?"

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Well, they have just never quite latched on to the Chippewa spirit. Nor have some of their little comrades. Isn't that sad?
                   
Yes!
Don't we just HATE that?
                     Yes!!
Don't we wish they would just DIE?!?!!
                 
    YES!!!!!
~Addams Family Values



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"Well, they do actually have very good graphics," said Alice, as the main character guy saw a dead man appear on the television screen. "This is one of my favorite horror films.((no, siriusly, it is.))" said Alice, sipping at a milkshake.

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Sophiana glanced at the tv she shrugged and went to inspect alices home for random dead bodys anywhere or other bad stuff like crack. She returned a few minutes later "Alice...." she whined "you don't have anything illegal, thats no fun!"

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"WHA?!" Alice exclaimed, tearing her face away from the TV screen at TEH BEST PART, FOSHIZ-AL! The main dude had just figured out the whole 3-days thingy-mo-bob. "What did i do?" she asked, astounded at Sophiana's outburst.

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"What didn't you do?" Asked MiMik stepping through the door."Oooh is this movie scary?

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