"Well, actually, I didn't come over, I came home from work to say I got my paycheck, but you didn't listen, by the way." Sirius said, disappearing into the bathroom. When she returned five minutes later, her hair was wet, but not sticky.
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"Doeshe really think I would put my primary listening device inside a wooden mallard?" -Dwight Schrute
Alice simply stared at Kairu with a weird look((i just finished the last epi of s.a.w.!! it wuz soooo sweet)) "Wow Kairu , fel lawer yfaist? Ach fel 'n ffodus." She said with a wistful look. :Ddeisyfa Allais yf a 'n annichellgar feddwa. 'n ffodus berson." she finished, looking solemnly at Kairu's figure sprawled across the couch.((Wow, Kairu, how much did you drink? You are so lucky. I wish I could drink and simply get drunk. Lucky person.))
Alice looked up at the cat with large beady eyes. "O a kitty. Gwisga t ca unrhyw cathau." she said, looking to Sophiana. "Ca aderyn. Ca 'ch bob amser cyffyrddedig Midge? Dybiais cei. Ah , bydew , Fi likes 'r Tomato." she finished, patting the cat on her head.((Oh, a kitty. I don't have any cats. I have a bird. Have you ever met Midge? I thought you have... Ah, well, I likes the Tomato.))
Sophiana thought "Ed's an idiot too abadly dressed one at that but i can't deny that erins an idiot too. Wardo! YOU WHO? Wardolickle! come to you Sirius-poo!"
Sophiana despretly searched around the room "ickle littl' wardo! where ever are you your love awits you. It's not me cause your icky but yourly lovley red haired maiden...WARDO!?!!?!?"
Sophiana searched more she dragged her feet toward Sirius who was standind next to wardo. "Sirius your boyfriend most have been eaten by an invisable narwhal....i'm very sorry for your lose"
"Umm....is he not standing right there?" ((I think they break up for a while pretty soon after this, cuz he got tired of being treated like that.)) Sirius rolled her eyes. "And I will NEVER be a red haired maiden. Never."
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"Doeshe really think I would put my primary listening device inside a wooden mallard?" -Dwight Schrute
Alice walked up to Ed. "I be sensing some resentment."((then she gos out with clark???)) Alice poked Ed's stomach. "Cheer up, lad." she said in an attempt at an old man's voice.
Sirius laughed at Alice's failed attempt to sound old and man-like. ((No, she went out with Clark like, three years ago, now she goes out for a while with some Luxembourgian guy.))
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"Doeshe really think I would put my primary listening device inside a wooden mallard?" -Dwight Schrute
Alice glared. "Oh, ha ha. I mean, I tease him and all, but.. maybe you should spend more time alone?" she said worriedly. "I don't think this'll end well.."