At her seat, Hazel Was fuming, muttering something about murdering her cousin (Smith's sister, so becky is also hazel's cousin). Upon hearing this, Kitty started to laugh. Paul looked surprised (he obviously had never heard hazel say anything like that), but not horrified.
Sophiana jumped up at the sight of Kairus head a rung of censors hissed through her tounge as she apperated to the end of the stairs of course becky was gone. Sophiana apperated back to the dining room. "censored for quite a while. gone she left....censored" Sophiana frowned and turned to Smith "Where does she live?" Norqah groaned as her mom went to go be ninjaish "Kitty is your mom a total freak?"
Cassi popped in at that moment. "Sophiana! Watch your mouth!hey!Nice Place, Kairu.What've i missed?Hey,kairu, did you know that you're bleeding?" Cassi looked around andsaw the gun in Sophianas hand. "so aparentally becky was here. did she do this to you kairu?"Cassi stepped forward, her hand on her very large round stomach, to check out kairus wounds. "Censored! she did a number on you didnt she!"
Sirius groaned. "Jasper Griffith! I asked you to put on a clean shirt, not change your entire wardrobe! We are soooo late. And Morgan! Get down here!" Edward stood beside her in the living room. She had been unable to force him into a blue and white polo shirt. Some things never change. She was wearing a pair of jeans with a vintage tee and skate shoes, her long hair in braids down her back. ((For now i am going to call her daughter Crystal, cuz of her like 70s hippie personality. I'm too lazy to change it at present.)) *spectulates* Just don't question me, please.)) " Crys. Go get your brothers." She skipped off, dressed rather like her mother, but with a flowy skirt. 7-year old Morgan appeared on his ???-year-old brothers shoulders. Jasper had changed his entire outfit. Crystal ((?? age??)) was behind them. Sirius grabbed floo powder and threw it into the blazing fire. In a swirl of green flames Sirius found herself at Kairu's new fancy-shmancy place. She was followed by the rest of her family. She carefully navigated her way through the house until she was standing behind Cassi. "What happened? censored What can I do?" Kairu had a gash across her forehead, and Soph was strategizing, it looked like. She turned to Edward, "Ed, take Morgan home please. He is only seven. No need for him to see Sophiana with a gun." Edward had no idea what his wife was talking about, but the look on her face told him not to argue. No doubt he had never heard Sirius curse. Sirius moved to stand by Sophiana, out of habit falling into a protective stance, her martial arts training kicking in.
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Sophiana groaned and listened to smith say he didn't know. Sophiana grumbled and said hello to cassi and sirius. She sat down at the table and looked bored.
"SHe keeps moving, not telling us where she is..." Smith trailed off, thinking. "She's at mom and dads right now, but I personaly don't want to talk to her ever again!" He huged his injured wife. "I'm fine... I just need to lie down. Thanks for comming..." And with that she zombied her way to the living room. The room was coffee coloured with a navy carpet- she colapsed onto the patnet (sp?) leather couch, white-and-black hair falling onto the candy apple red. Aimee whiped out her camera, snaping several photos. "This would have been a great photoshoot! Mom, look to the ceiling!" Heather shover through to sit beside the couch, crouching with her arms folded on the couch's arm. She held a serine face as she looked to the ceiling. "Um, what are you doing?" Aimee asked. "Modeling! Your other one's as good as comatic." heather gestured to Kairu. She was lolled out now, a limp corpse in a designer room. (She's a vampire...) Amith soon came over, pulling out his wand and muttering spells to her gash. Soon enough it was slightly healed.
"censored.i cant believe she showed up and did this to you.actually i can.shes such a censored old hag."Cassi sat down next to kairu on the couch."kairu, weres the baathroom,my five minutes is up?" then got up and ran,well more of a fast wadle,to the bathroom.
Sophiana watched from the table as everyone went along into the house. Charlie was murmering to Smith and Norah was helping Amiee take the photos. Sophiana got up and walked into the kitchen. She looked at the food for dinner it was cold and uncooked. So sophiana apperated to kairus favorite resturant. She poofed back in front of kairu loaded down with bags of...
"Cherry parfeit!!!" Kairu exclamed, shocking out of her sleep. "Thank you!!!" She glomped sohiana, then took out the parfeits. There was enough for everone. "Er, belated desert, I think?"
Cassi was wadleing back from the bathroom when she saw sirius."hey!OOOOOHHHH!food.yum!" and she hugged sirius and then stood back up realizing it had just made it look like she was about to eat her.
i dont think so. ive been in the bathroom alot,being pregnant and all."cassi said. "oh man.i have to pee again.youd think id br used to this by now!" and she wadled back to the bathroom.
As for Hazel, she hadn't been able to help kairu, because Paul had absentmindedly Eaten Half a parfait and got violently sick (He's lactose intolerant) Which meant they were both in the kitchen,paul vomiting in the trash can (Because cassi practically livedd in the bathroom), hazel tending to paul's illness. kitty,meanwhile, was completely absorbed in the Kairu/Heather photo shoot.
"erm, well, it'll stop soon, if that's what you mean." hazel told smith. "Arg...why...did I have to eat a stinkin' par...fait...."paul said, though rather uncomfortably."Really, Smith. No need for concern. I think you should be with Kairu instead. Don't worry. I'll empty your trash." she then pushed him towards the kitchen's exit.
Smith walked over to Kairu, who was in full-on model mode, wearing he rgash like it was makeup. Smith sat next to them, trying his hardist to look OK.... "Smith, act more natral." "Smith, stop fidgiting." "Smith, hold Kairu's hand." "Smith! stop Glomping her and get back to posing!" At last he gave up, walking from the shoot to his office. A few seconds later he arived with a potato gun, shooting Aimee's head. "Dad!" She whined. "The picture's blurry now!" He laughed and continued with his fun. Kairu Jumped up. "Heath, switch with me." She then ran to find her own gun and started shooting everyone.
Moments later, Hazel emerged from the kitchen with paul, and saw aimee taking photos and smith shooting people with a potato gun. Kitty got hit- and she ate the potato thingy.
Meanwhile, Penelope was flying arounf the upstairs corridors. Citrus the cat padded up to her, touching noses with her. "Penelope, love, how are you?" He asked. Penelope sighed. "The party is nice...I wish you could come around, talk to me in public..." Citrus grimanced. "I could! The Rigbys are a loving family, they would do anything for a person-" "cat" "-Cat that there Penelope loved." Penelope flew in a circle. "Lets go see Jerald." They flew/walked over to the fish wall, looking to see a certan jelypi...